tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47532050272720263632024-03-06T14:22:58.648+08:00star_plateena the freelancerstar_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-49719061881614504392010-10-29T16:28:00.003+08:002011-12-06T23:05:05.823+08:00Kisah Isteriku...Aku dah kawin skarang. Bini aku memang baik sangat2. Tapi dia x seperti yang aku expect masa kami belom kawin dulu. Masa belom kawin, aku tengok dia memang sorang yang pendiam je, jarang gile cakap ngan laki. Member2 mmg puji la cara dia. So memang susah jugak aku nak cuba tegur dia masa tu.. segan dowh. Memang obvious lah kalau aku tegur. Tapi aku suka dia macam tu, so xde la cemburu sangat star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-27118555764064288532010-10-05T16:47:00.000+08:002011-12-06T23:05:22.618+08:00This is how business is done!!Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-16532213145517086802010-08-24T08:22:00.001+08:002011-12-06T23:05:59.740+08:00Men are just happier peopleNICKNAMES
* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32..50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-38722492236007105782010-08-12T11:45:00.001+08:002011-12-06T23:06:22.181+08:00Kisah Lelaki Tua Dan Tiga AnaknyaDi sebuah kampung tinggal seorang lelaki tua yg sudah bertahun-tahun kematian isteri. Dengan arwah isterinya itu dulu dia dikurniakan tiga orang anak lelaki.
Semuanya sudah remaja. Anak pertama bernama Anis, kedua bernama Harben dan ketiga bernama Amsal. Akan ketiga-tiga ini yang paling disayangi ialah Harben. Sayangnya dengan Harben langsung tidak diberinya keluar rumah. Si polan ini sayangstar_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-77313234549167624702010-01-29T08:51:00.002+08:002010-01-29T09:04:46.542+08:00I Fall Down Again...I fall down again...This time i think i fall deep...Deep until i can't see the light of sun...Damn so painful...Damn so dark in here ...Damn so lonely in here...I dunno where to go...I can't see a way...Part of my heart, i just want to stay here...Painful is better then falling down...And lonely is also better then falling down...Just let it be what is written...star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-15254828224777157792009-08-28T12:18:00.004+08:002009-08-28T12:31:00.834+08:00Pinjaman PTPTNJumlah Pinjaman PTPTN : RM 14,400 . 00Tempoh Bayaran Balik : 96 bulan / 8 tahunBayaran Setiap Bulan : RM 170 . 00Kos Pentadbiran : 3% Setiap TahunJumlah Perlu Bayar Utk Tempoh 8 Tahun : RM 1,6214 . ++Caj PTPTN Kenakan Kat Aku : RM 1,814 . ++So nasihat buat kengkawan... bayar la cepat2...Tiap bulan dia caj ( 3% x Baki Jumlah Pinjaman) / 12...Pikir-pikirkanlah...star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-45874025192850836112009-06-22T02:57:00.001+08:002009-06-22T02:59:29.781+08:00Bangsat Teamstar_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-81365098813925280282009-04-28T11:17:00.001+08:002011-12-06T23:06:55.023+08:00Just A JokE...Citer 1Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?Isteri : Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..Suami : Buku apa?Isteri : Buku bank abanglah..
Citer 2Aderla sorang lelaki datang ke sebuah rumah untuk memintaderma. Derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. seorang budak pun membukapintu.budak : derma ape bang?lelaki : derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. adik ada apa-apa untukdidermakan?budak : nanti star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-35096650217851739322009-04-27T16:59:00.001+08:002009-04-27T17:01:15.411+08:00My couple Tstar_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-68675456850977307242009-04-13T16:32:00.006+08:002009-04-13T17:14:43.289+08:00Fast & Furious T-Shirt DesignClick Image For Large Viewstar_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-37905201940642501932009-04-13T11:20:00.000+08:002009-04-13T11:21:39.141+08:00Bangsat Crew Videostar_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-11913471046164514352009-03-12T03:38:00.007+08:002009-03-12T06:28:32.482+08:00project mindxstar_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-37768960622665483012009-02-28T23:17:00.003+08:002009-02-28T23:21:30.824+08:00My Page DesignThis is the design of my new page (http://plateena.blackapplehost.com/) without the content....i have not decide what is my new page purpose...someone have any idea???star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-20910984909031832542009-02-27T07:32:00.005+08:002009-02-27T08:41:40.263+08:00Another star_plateena artAfter a few day working to finish 100 banner plus 100 wallpaper (tired and boring lor... adoyai...), now i try to create new artwork with photoshop... this is me... to skinny... now event more skinny... huhu... my new wall paper... not nice right... 5 minute on touch up... simple... boring...star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-34144936853680785262009-02-25T08:35:00.003+08:002009-02-25T08:43:25.953+08:00When The Mood CameHahahahhaaaa...My mood to write post is coming....Juz for today i wrote 8 post in a row...Taking about twelve hour to finish (so long coz the connection is very low)...But i satisfied...Goooooood post hehe...star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-91563262301764239292009-02-20T14:50:00.004+08:002009-02-20T15:16:30.847+08:00Made ur vector image....There is a few person ask me to do this(like the image below called vector image) for them...So for ur information i would like to do it... Just ask me... But i'm a bit busy and still looking some project to earn some money... so with your kindness i will do it for u and u pay me for my effort... i will not ask the value... u will decide it when u get the graphic... so anyone who interested juz star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-88983986697874503422009-02-18T12:11:00.003+08:002009-02-18T15:03:14.129+08:00Sequance of PULAPOR projectFor the PULAPOR web banner, my client is not satisfy with previous design... So i made her a few new and fresh design... But i still need time to give the best... But she thing my new design is good enough... For me it's still far from good... Human never satisfy with what they do... I want more...star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-44970425679348458262009-02-15T05:46:00.006+08:002009-02-15T06:06:15.958+08:00PULAPOL design for webThis is last minute design for PULAPOL sarawak... Not really nice... What can i do... not much time given... But it's ok with the payment given... not much... Alhamdulillah still can earn something...star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-35417095039337462902009-02-15T04:48:00.004+08:002009-02-15T04:58:43.008+08:00Funny SardarPart 1Boss: Where were you born?Sardar: India .. Boss: which part?Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bombexplodesstar_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-6165695736288158522009-02-12T15:45:00.002+08:002009-02-15T04:59:54.953+08:00Kerana Dia Manusia BiasaAssalamualaikum. .. Semoga bermanfaat.. .... baik utk yang melamar ataupunyg dilamar, ataupun bagi yang sudah berumah tangga......Renungan buat yang sedang mencari pasangan hidup ataupun yang sedangmengemudi bahtera rumah tangga.. Mengapa? Kerana Dia Manusia Biasa ......Kerana Dia Manusia Biasa ...Setiap kali ada sahabat yang ingin menikah, saya selalu mengajukanpertanyaan yang sama. Kenapa kamu star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-18873782786539639122009-02-12T15:19:00.004+08:002009-02-15T05:21:03.958+08:00Reason to love a WOMENstar_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-12396251989943402562009-02-12T14:16:00.009+08:002009-02-15T03:57:16.791+08:00Startting to search for a new project....Juz a short time... Now i need to track down another project... My present project is about to finish... Juz a few days more... The end date is 21st Feb... Anyone plzzz help me... I need money... Give me a project... What ever as it can make me erns some money... A web delevope, graphic thing, video editing or flash... Anykind... Plzz contact me.... I NEED THAT DAMN MONEY TO SURVIVE...star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-74970534605094781062009-02-11T14:29:00.005+08:002009-02-12T15:20:39.335+08:00MaaFAda seorang pemuda yang sangat pemarah. Dia tidak dapatmengawal kemarahannya walaupun ianya hanya satu masalah kecil sahaja.Pada suatu hari, bapanya telah menghadiahkannya dengan seguni paku. "Untukapakah paku-paku ini ayah?" tanya pemuda tersebut."Setiap kali kamu marah, kamu pakulah tembok batu di hadapan rumah kitaini, bagi melepaskan kemarahan mu" jawab ayahnya. Pada hari yang pertamasahaja, star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-87549897853512478122009-02-06T16:43:00.005+08:002009-02-12T15:15:05.237+08:00Sehari suntuk buat coding...Wahhh... penat tul aku ngadap pc nih siapkan akunyer blogspot layout...tgok cam simple... padahal susah giler... respect arr sapa yg dpt design hebat2 2...aku pon juz baru blajar... first time nih... nak kata cantik xlar... tp puas lar hati aku memandang hasil kerja sendiri kan... xderlar guna templete org... tp se cam ada cacat g jer kat blog aku nih...maleh dah aku nak ngadap coding 2... lain star_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4753205027272026363.post-82148647168524188312009-02-04T11:40:00.001+08:002009-02-04T11:42:57.956+08:00Song Hye KyoSONG HYE KYOstar_plateenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07939123038863484247noreply@blogger.com0